183: Bro, Chill Out

Jorge Tsipos, Adam Direen and Tom Heath take another adventure into the absurd with another weekly episode of the Unnatural Selection Podcast. Every seven (or so, the details are extreemely sketchy) days the Unnatural Selection boys take it upon them selves to churn up a warm slew of news and current affairs goodness and they pour it into a blender for a solid fourty-five minutes and then re-gurgitate the comedy, info-tainment goodness into your warm, keen ears for your brain-joyment.

On today's episode we discuss:

- Jorge had to change his car battery. It was hard.

- Orlando Bloom punches world renowned douchewhistle Justin Bieber over Miranda Kerr or something. Probably.

- ISIS orders Iraqi women to undergo genital mutilation - for funs.

- What is the actual point of diplomatic intervention? But actually.

- California man fatally shoots pregnant woman in the back in self defence...

- Melbourne police are fining you for leaving your car unlocked because laws.

- Sex toy stuck in a woman's vagina for 10 years.

- Joseph Wood's excecution in Arizona lasted nearly two hours. The punishment being that he had to live in Arizona for an additional two hours.

-Man accidentially appears naked in his real estate listing

- Lonely guy turns his showerhead into the creepiest girlfriend you've ever seen.

- Michelle Bachmann is a homophobic ass

- Another mum arrested for sending her kid to the park

- Unemployed people might have to apply for 40 jobs a month in this fabulous new Liberal Party fantasy land.

- Russian Geko sex satellite 'not responding' 

And those are all the things we've discussed, with absolutely no exceptions whatsoever.  

Visit the Unnatural Selection website and click on things!

Twitter: @JorgeTsipos @Tom_Heath1 @UnnaturalShow

182: 60FPS

Jorge Tsipos, Adam Direen and Tom Heath take another adventure into the absurd with another weekly episode of the Unnatural Selection Podcast. Every seven (or so, the details are extreemely sketchy) days the Unnatural Selection boys take it upon them selves to churn up a warm slew of news and current affairs goodness and they pour it into a blender for a solid fourty-five minutes and then re-gurgitate the comedy, info-tainment goodness into your warm, keen ears for your brain-joyment.

On today's episode we discuss:

- Australia's Jacqui Lambie wants a hubby with a big dong and now we know this for some reason.

- Reddit and porn that's in 60 frames per second (It's meant to look more 'real' but Jorge is not convinced).

- A Florida couple fucks on the beach... in front of kids and stuff.

- Sexual Spreadsheets and the things they really mean.

- China is a place.

- China, now that we've established its existence, has had a man die of the plague. The bubonic plague. But actually. In 2014.

- We erradicated smallpox - should we kill all the samples and stuff?

- AIDS laws to change in Victoria.

And those are all the things we've discussed, with absolutely no exceptions whatsoever.  

Visit the Unnatural Selection website and click on things!

Twitter: @JorgeTsipos @Tom_Heath1 @UnnaturalShow

181: Tile

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Jorge Tsipos, Adam Direen and Tom Heath take another adventure into the absurd with another weekly episode of the Unnatural Selection Podcast. Every seven (or so, the details are extreemely sketchy) days the Unnatural Selection boys take it upon them selves to churn up a warm slew of news and current affairs goodness and they pour it into a blender for a solid fourty-five minutes and then re-gurgitate the comedy, info-tainment goodness into your warm, keen ears for your brain-joyment.

On today's episode we discuss:

- Australia actually repeals its carbon tax

- Israel launches ground forces into Gaza and everything's going to go great for everyone

- Malaysian Arlines flight MH17 shot out of the sky is today's visual signifyer (everything's not awesome)

- Manuel Noriega (the murdering dictator) is suing activision for defamation of character... But actually.

- Stupid Republicans are stupid

- Gates to hell open in Siberia

- Warren Buffet gives $2.1 billion to the Gates foundation, securing his place as most awesome dude ever.

- A tokoyo artist has been arrested for distributing a 3D printable version of her vagina. Japan is weird. 

- A journalist publishes his twitter password and everyone loses their freaking minds

- Uber X has been stopped in Melbourne and it's all bullshit

- Comcast might be the worst company in the world

And those are all the things we've discussed, with absolutely no exceptions whatsoever. 

Go to the Unnatural Selection website and click on things.

@JorgeTsipos @Tom_Heath1 @UnnaturalShow